Fellow Kenyans. I have finally gotten the solutions to all your problems.During my recent trip to equatorial guinea (reffer to my profile pics and ul c a picture of me in a plane as evidence) i noticed that all ladies there were very beutful,they had light skinned skines a very huge behind (a real one,leave alone the ones kenyans buy in muthurwa to wear).These ladies were an embodiment of real beauty.My research also showed that there are few cases of cheating in this country.Why would they cheat with such beutful women???The ladies confided in me that men in this country are top performers,dont ask me where,but its not in academics.Equatorial Guinea also has the lowest cases of diabetes,High blood pressure,HIV/Aids,Homa,Hangovers and such other distresses as experienced in Kenya.After a thorough research i realised that these people are the top consumers of squirrel meat and squirrel eggs.In this regard,due to my love for my people and more so the people of Githunguri i have stocked a few Squirrels which il b selling at a throw away price of ksh 5000 each,non resident of Githunguri will however pay a gratitude fee of ksh 800 on top of the ksh 5000.The eggs will be going for only ksh 600 and ksh 650 for non resident.Fellow Kenyans our ladies will become beutful and married by billionaires.let me reiterate that i have limited stock.First come First Searve
Posted on: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 09:46:40 +0000