Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween?...... Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A hollow-weenie! For Halloween Im going to write Life on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man! This Halloween, the only Candy Im interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues Halloween = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts. Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations! source: jokes4us/holidayjokes/halloweenjokes.html Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A hollow-weenie! For Halloween Im going to write Life on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man! This Halloween, the only Candy Im interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues Halloween = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts. Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?......... A hollow-weenie! For Halloween Im going to write Life on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers Which ghost is the best dancer?......... The Boogie Man! Halloween = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts. Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations! When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? ........On Fry Day Whats a monsters favorite desert?....... I-Scream! What do you call a Halloween boner?..... Petrified wood Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? ?........He was all bite and no bark. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? ?............At the casketeria. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? ?......... A stake sandwich... Why do vampires need mouthwash? ?.............They have bat breath... Whats a vampires favorite fast food? ?.......... .. A guy with very high blood pressure... Why did Dracula take cold medicine?............. .. To stop his coffin What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? ?...........A blood vessel... Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? ?.............He heard it had great circulation. What is a vampires favorite holiday?......... Fangsgiving What happens when two vampires meet?..........It was love at first bite! Which building does Dracula visit in New York?.......... The Vampire State Building. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?......blood-thirsty hacker baby What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?......... Frostbite Why do vampires scare people?........They are bored to death! How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? ?......Every night he turns into a bat. Im laughing so hard!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:02:06 +0000
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