From Kim Komandos newsletter: Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, Congratulations sir, youre the father of twins. What a coincidence! the man said with some obvious pride. I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team. The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, You, sir, are the father of triplets. Wow, thats really an incredible coincidence, he answered. I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never believe it! An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. Dont tell me another coincidence? asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said, I dont believe it; I work for the Four Seasons Hotel. After hearing this, everybodys attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. When he was finally able to speak, everyone could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again. I should have never taken that job at Century 21!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 14:48:19 +0000
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