From: [email protected] Sent: Saturday, November 16, 2013 4:40 PM To: Benson, Justin Subject: Fwd: Surgery for dummies Sent: Thursday, November 14, 2013 1:48:46 PM Subject: Fwd: Surgery for dummies -----Original Message-- Sent: Wed, Nov 13, 2013 11:03 am Subject: FW: Surgery for dummies From: Sent: Sunday, November 10, 2013 7:29 PM To: Subject: Fw: Surgery for dummies Subject: Fwd: Fw: Surgery for dummies Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: Youre all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. Theres no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 03:03:47 +0000
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