Gods Customer Service Questionaire God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions. How did you find out about God? __ Torah __ Bible (Old Testament) __ Bible (New Testament) __ Quran __ Other Book __ Newspaper __ Television __ Radio __ Internet __ Word of mouth __ Divine Inspiration __ Near Death Experience __ Friend or Relative __ Other: ____________ Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply. __ Tarot __ Horoscope __ Fortune cookies __ Self-help books __ Biorythms __ Mantras __ Insurance policies __ Lottery __ Television __ Dr. Phil __ Other: ____________ __ None God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. How do you feel about the current level of Divine Intervertion (circle one)? a. Not enough Divine Intervention b. Too much Divine Intervention c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right d. Dont know God attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 His handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent): a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war) 1 2 3 4 5 b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease, 1969 New York Mets, 1980 U.S. Olympic Mens Hockey, etc.) 1 2 3 4 5 Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of Gods services? (Attach an additional sheet if necessary):
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