Gonna be a bear! In this life Im a woman. In my next life, Id like to come back as a bear. When youre a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, youre supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When youre a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while youre sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If youre mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If youre a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!
Posted on: Mon, 23 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000
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