Gorilla Monsoon: Well Bastion Booger looks like hes bulked up here for the Royal Rumble! Hes got to be about, 400 pounds plus, and the hump getting bigger and bigger each week! Jim Ross: Booger Is a big behemoth of a human being, hard to deal with 400 plus pounds! Gorilla Monsoon: Well once you get above 400, anything is fair gain, but the key is to take a guy like this and get him off his feet! Bastion Booger: Royal Rumble 94, one week away, you other 29 superstars have time to back out, before you come running down and have this 401 pounds smash you into nothing and leave you there, As I challenge for the WWF Title after that! Gorilla Monsoon: Well You know something there Ross If he draws a high number, If he gets up In the 20s, he wont even participate, cause he cant go that long without food! Jim Ross: You know Richard Simmons really likes this guy, you know the diet guru! Gorilla Monsoon: I know Richard Simmons! Jim Ross: Trying to get him on duromine! But I dont think its gonna happen! could you imagine the money he would demand to go on a diet, he loves to eat! Jim Ross: Uh Oh I guess John Cyrstal Is gonna visit the Bat Cave, the lights will go out, could you imagine the stench and well I dont even want to describe this! Gorilla Monsoon: Its disgusting, Jim Ross: Yea, Boy he needs to dance to the oldies a little bit, 401 he gotta be 450, look at the hump, and now he can go ah! Gorilla Monsoon: Well we will found out whats In that can! Bastion Booger: Get away from me! Jim Ross: Maybe It Vienna sausage, lets see! Gorilla Monsoon: What Is It? Jim Ross: It looks like, Gorilla Monsoon: Peaches? Jim Ross: Fruit cocktail, thats to healthy for him, Bastion Booger: HA HA! Gorilla Monsoon: It Must be the low calorie stuff! Jim Ross: I dont think so, The Booger man Is ready for the Royal Rumble, are you?
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 08:59:32 +0000
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