Got pulled over last night by unmarked tweedle dumb and tweedle dee!. What you doing down here sir?.....um well I live here officer. Have u bewn drinking sir?.....no officer. Well we are calling for a test. Do u own this vehicle sir? Yes I do its registered to coopers motor company and Im ryan cooper. We know who its registered to sir but how do we know your ryan?......well officer I would of thought that while you was un duely rummaging through my van you would of seen my bank statement and passport.....2 zero breath tests later they let me go in..1 poxy hour because of two young jumped up twats
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 08:08:00 +0000