HATLIKER: @ALL: HELP! NEED HELP. 1dapperblackshell: @HATLIKER, state business FineryFiend: @HATLIKER: ??? NoNeed4PantsThx: @HATLIKER im very concerned. tell me what is wrong. pipefan413: YES, @HATLIKER. WE ARE HERE FOR YOU. HATLIKER: I SAT ON MY FAVORITE HAT! NoNeed4PantsThx: @HATLIKER gasp FineryFiend: @HATLIKER ! ChuffedAboutDuds: @HATLIKER this is not a black day for you. my condolences. HATLIKER: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. AFRAID HAT IS RUINED. HATLIKER: PLEASE ADVISE. WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @HATLIKER are at least socks ok HATLIKER: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS YES, SOCKS ARE OK. WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @HATLIKER did you sit on socks too HATLIKER: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS NO. DID NOT SIT ON SOCKS. I DO NOT THINK SITTING ON SOCKS WOULD BE PROBLEM THOUGH? WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @HATLIKER no it is doubtful. fair enough. 1dapperblackshell: @HATLIKER, need more information before can advise. please state your weight. NoNeed4PantsThx: @HATLIKER agreed. exactly how much vertical pressure was applied to top of the hat? FineryFiend: @HATLIKER: report extent of damage to hat. HATLIKER: NOT SURE. HAT IN BAD SHAPE. DOES NOT RESEMBLE HAT MUCH ANYMORE. CONSIDERABLY LESS HANDSOME. HATLIKER: MORE LIKE RUMPLED HEAD OBJECT NOW. 1dapperblackshell: @HATLIKER, attempt to rectify hat integrity 1dapperblackshell: @HATLIKER, use same blunt instrument which got you into mess in first place HATLIKER: @1dapperblackshell THANK YOU FOR ADVICE. DO YOU MEAN MY BOTTOM. 1dapperblackshell: @HATLIKER, y WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @HATLIKER yes agree w @1dapperblackshell WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @HATLIKER unsit on hat FineryFiend: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS can one unsit on a hat??? WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @FineryFiend maybe, idk. ChuffedAboutDuds: @HATLIKER turn hat upside down, then sit on hat? 1dapperblackshell: @HATLIKER, y, agree w @ChuffedAboutDuds, sit on upside down hat to unrumple pipefan413: @HATLIKER. THESE MEN ARE LEADING YOU ASTRAY. SITTING ON THE HAT AGAIN WILL ONLY CAUSE IT FURTHER DAMAGE. NoNeed4PantsThx: @pipefan413, this will be the case even if the rumpled hat is inverted? pipefan413: @NoNeed4PantsThx. YES. THIS WILL BE THE CASE REGARDLESS OF THE HATS ORIENTATION. FineryFiend: greatly respect @pipefan413s knowledge of finery. i endorse his warning. ChuffedAboutDuds: @FineryFiend me too. 1dapperblackshell: @FineryFiend so do i WANT_MORE_SOCKS: on @pipefan413s recommendation i withdraw my motion to unsit on the hat WANT_MORE_SOCKS changes status to APOLOGETIC.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 08:41:53 +0000