HOLDEN: I want privacy. ME: Wait, what? In the bathroom? You’re two and a half. HOLDEN: I want privacy! ME: You’re just sayin’ that because you say everything your sister says. HOLDEN: I WANT PRIVACY!!!! Awww shit, he’s totally turning into his daddy. Ready to enjoy a long poop and then send a picture of it to his best buddies. Well, maybe not the picture part. But who am I to say he can’t have a moment to himself? I mean isn’t this what men love to do? Poop alone? So this is the shit (literally) I’m dealing with these days. I have two kids under the age of five who use the toilet. And while I LOVVVVVVVVVVE (there are not enough V’s in the world) not having to deal with diapers anymore, I’m getting very used to finding “crap” in my toilets allll the time. I sound like a broken record every day. ME: Don’t forget to flush. ME: Did you flush? ME: Wash your hands and flush! Not in that order! ME: Hey, who forgot to flush?! And then our friends come to our house only to find a big dookie in the toilet and I’m all like, uhhhh, sorry, Holden forgot to flush. And even though I didnt do it, I totally sound guilty and they think it belongs to me. (Side note: to any friends who are reading this, I promise it is not my dookie.) Anyways, today I found out about something AMAZING. Like seriously, insert angels singing here. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Today I saw this video and it was the answer to all of my problems. Well, not all of them, but to the rogue dookie in the toilet problem. Alls I can say is that I want a magic toilet. I REALLY want a magic toilet. Watch this and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 01:00:00 +0000
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