HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor thesign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor signreads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, butfeels compelled to keep going. She goes to thefourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men havejobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgood looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely asproof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shoppingat the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Please send this to allmen for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! I know some of you will start throwing insults at me,that good for you as for me i dodge am like JAKIE CHAN even self i wear INSULT bullet proof from head to toe....
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 06:29:14 +0000
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