Ha, just saw this: Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and taught them, saying: Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are the meek. Blessed are they that mourn. Blessed are the merciful. Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for justice. Blessed are… Then Simon Peter said, “Should we write this down?” And Andrew said, “Do we have to know this?” And James said, “Will this be on the final exam?” And Phillip said, “What was that thing about the meek?” And John said, “The other disciples didn’t have to learn this.” And Judas said, “What does this have to do with the real life?” Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plans and inquired of Jesus his terminal objectives in the cognitive domain… and Jesus wept.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 17:35:57 +0000
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