Had a weird dream last night... A bunch of us wizarding types were on the run from the baddies, you know, followers of You Know Who. We were on the muggle Underground, trying to stay incognito. Our wands were all transfigured into musical instruments. Mine was a beaten-up old violin. Suddenly the train stopped, the lights went out. We scrambled out and tried to make for the next station but were ambushed. I reached for my wandolin, but its strings had all broken. It was useless. Looking back, I saw movement under the train, atop it. They were coming for us. I beat my retreat under a crashing rainbow of hexes and jinxes. With the eaters of death hot on my tail, I popped out of the emergency stair and into a world that I can only describe as a candy level from a Mario game. It was a real world, but everything was Hansel and Greteled. With no time to explore confectionland, holding nothing so much as a candy-cane to ward off unforgivable —and unsurvivable— curses, I turned to see a trio of scumbag sorcerers, their nightmare faces made even uglier by wicked sneers. Without thinking, I shouted Accio sword! Immediately, a sword sliced through the air and into my hands. Only... it was covered in something, a pale gold tinfoil covered in deep blue snowflakes. I unwrapped the most timely treat to reveal the Master Sword. The three villains stepped back as I raised it over my head in triumph. *Ba-da-da-DUM!*
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 19:23:23 +0000
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