Have just come back from Asdas to carnage. James Williams my son bought me a magnificent bouquet of flowers for my birthday. The minut3 the flowers arrived, the cat clocked them. Have been on 24 7 watch. Hebtries every trick, way round and rouse to get at those beautiful flowers. I have deterred him for a fortnight. The high quality of the flowers is testified by the fact thst after a fortnight, they still looked wonderful UNTIL JUST NOW , Returned from asdas, the cat took one look at me and gave it toes up the stairs. That is cat speak for I have been bad, but am not admitting it. Put shopping awzy, opened living room door to witness the carnage of the cat. He had pulled everything off the dresser the flowers were on, busted and scattered on the floor. The vase, flowers and water had saturated the sofa. Good job the shat was upstairs, I was ready to sell him to the local Kebab house, Chinese, Indian, Mongolian, Chip shop, Morrocan, Afghanistan, African, etc...... whoever, so I did not have to kill the little shit myself. He is howling in the corridor. He can stay there. My living room looks like crap. That is the one thing he did not do in there. Does anyone want a pure burmese, indoor, flower hating cat FREE?
Posted on: Mon, 09 Dec 2013 16:36:46 +0000
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