Hello? Heeeeloooo! Uhhh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Umm., I actually worked in the office before you. Im... finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so... I know it can be a little overwhelming, but Im here to tell you; theres nothing to worry about, uhh, youll do fine! So... lets just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok? Uh... lets see. First theres an introductory greeting from the company Im supposed to read. Eeh its kind of a legal thing, you know. Welcome to Freddy Fazzbears Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazzbear entertainment is not responsible for the damage, to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death of the third, a missing persons report will be filled within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah. Now that might seem bad, I know, but theres really nothing to worry about. Uhh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? Id probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children. You need to show them a little respect. Right? Ok. So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, theyre left in with some kind of free-roaming mode at night. Uhhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh... they used to wander during the day too, but then there was the bite of eighty seven. Yeah... i-its amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know? Now concerning youre safety: the only real risk to you are the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters... uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably wont recognize you as a person. Theyll-theyll most likely see you as a metal eno-skeleton without its costume on. Now, since thats against the rules here at Freddy Fazzbears Pizza, theyll probably try ta... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazzbear suit. Umm, now that wouldnt be so bad if the suits themselves werent filled with crossbeams; wires; and animatronic devises, especially around the facial area, so you can imagine, so you can imagine how having your head forced inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uhh... the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth would pop out the front of the mask. ...Yeah they dont tell you these things when you sign up... but hey! First day should be a breeze, Ill chat with you tomorrow, uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright. Goodnight.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 02:26:04 +0000
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