Hello friends, heres a recipe to brighten your Christmas (please read to the end) let us know we missed out anything HOW TO MAKE A CHRISTMAS CAKE 1 cup water, 1 cup sugar, 4 large eggs, 2 cup dried fruit, 1 tsp. baking soda, 1 tsp. salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, 1 FULL bottle of your favourite whiskey DIRECTIONS 1. sample the whiskey to check for quality 2. Take a large bowl, check the whiskey again to be sure that it is the highest quality 3. Pour one level cup and drink (repeat) 4. Turn on the electric mixer; beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl 5. Add one tsp. sugar and beat again 6. Be sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. 7. Turn off the mixer 8. Break two legs and add to the bow and chuck in the cup of dried fruit 9. Mix on the turner 10. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. 11. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. 12. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. (Who cares). 13. Check the whiskey 14. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts 15. Add one table spoon of sugar or something. (Whatever you can find) 16. Grease the oven 17. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees 18. Dont forget to beat off the turner 19. Throw the bowl out the window 20. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes whatever the hell we were trying to make anyway, Merry Christmas, Joyeux Noë, Maligayang Pasko, Saint Dan Fai Lok, Buone Feste Natalizie, Mele Kalikimaka, Froehliche Weihnachten, Gledileg Jo, Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia, Feliz Navidad,
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 18:36:48 +0000
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