Here are some more funny quotes about golf for you.. Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain’t no game. - Burt Shotten There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. - Lee Trevino A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. - Anonymous Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players lie well. - Art Rosenbaum Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. - Ken Venturi (talking about Art Rosenbaum) Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. - Chi Chi Rodriguez Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? - Bob Hope To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. - Anonymous I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play. - Joe E. Lewis All I’ve got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse. - Eric Linklater Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. - Woodrow Wilson If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle. - Anonymous The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie. - George Deukmejian If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - Dean Martin Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O’Rourke Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears. - Bobby Jones You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life. - Grantland Rice Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. - Tommy Armour One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good. - George Archer If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death. - Sam Snead Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it. - Ted Ray Golf is not just an exercise; it’s an adventure, a romance… a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined. - Harold Segall
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 05:29:59 +0000
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