Hey, you know what would make your Memorial Day bar-b-que the BEST - TopicsExpress



          

Hey, you know what would make your Memorial Day bar-b-que the BEST ever? Start your big-ass fire with a couple of my books all shredded up in the charcoal! Seriously -- buy a dozen of them (Amazon should get the pile delivered in time), keep one to read, and cram the rest into your grill. Add some nitroglycerin and ethyl gasoline, and get your flame on, dude. Mmmm, boy howdy. Them burgers and chops will taste like a wealthy, ecstatic future...
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 01:55:25 +0000

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