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How has life been treating you lately, my friend? - Not fair jare, she replied. -Aha now, how so? I asked further. She heaved a sigh before saying; well, its just....never mind. She quipped. - Oh okay na. You never marry? - Marry ke? Where the husband dey? - Husband? That guy with black Camry nko? - That one, leave am jare. Hes not serious. - Okay, the other guy nko? He drives Brown corolla. - That one too. I know what hes after. - Really? Wow! That makes it easy. Make it easier for him na. - If I hear. - Why? - He wants my body not me. - Phew! - Okay, I saw another guy with black motorcycle with you yesterday. I hope hes for real. - That one! Ah! He has only motorcycle fah. Im not even sure if it belongs to him. - But is he serious? Seems like. Infact, I dont know. - But why dont you know? You know what the other guys want na. - You dont get it, do you? - Make me, dear! - Mtchw, dont you know motorcycles are endangered in this country? - How? - They banned it in Lagos, Kaduna, Bor.... - Oh, I get it! - Ehe, you see bah? - But you dont know if hes on his way to get car for the two of you. - Abegi! Let him get one first. - Okay! Okay! - What about you na? - nothing o! - I mean what are you upto? - Well, all I need now is a car, I guess? - Really? - Yes, I had a change of mind a minute ago? - Lol, youre not serious. - But Im na! - Okay, on a serious note, what are you upto? - Okay okay, Im leaving the country. - When? - Tommorrow! - Wow! You see, youre even better than all of them. When are you thinking of settling down? Do you even have girl you are dating? I guess...... (phone rings) - have to go. Catch up later. - Call me. Make sure you do! - Okay okay! Flees
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 09:28:55 +0000

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