How to Throw YOURSELF a Pity Party Step 1: Plan Ahead Focus on what you have to be sad about. Write it all down. You’re going to need as much ammunition as possible to keep those tears flowing. Step 2: Set the Time & Place The next step is to decide when and where you’re going to hold your pity party. On the phone, Facebook, or Twitter? Step 3: Invite Guests This step is tricky because most pity parties unfold in solitude. Please do not inbox your Facebook friends or send them a Tweet for your pity party. None of your friends really care that much. However, if you have a dog, cat, fish, or hamster you may want to send them an invite to your pity party. Make sure they RSVP. Step 4: Plan The Food Make a list of food you’re going to need for your pity party. A tub of ice cream, Krispy Kreme Donuts (make sure the HOT sign is on), M&Ms or other junk foods. Step 5: Enjoy YOURSELF On the day of the pity party, make sure to enjoy YOURSELF. Pity parties are often enjoyed alone. Misery loves company, but it hates confidence. Most people are bold enough to say aint nobody got time for that to anyone who invites them to a pity party. Have Fun by YOURSELF!!!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 21:21:43 +0000
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