I am about to leave the house in this nasty cold for supplies. I have 5 shirts on.. 5. Here is what will happen 1 - my car will finally become warm only when I arrive in the store parking lot. 2- I will begin to cry from the wind and the overly personal employee at walgreens will ask whats wrong? 3 - I will be blasted with a heat more appropriate for the end of a car wash but oddly placed overhead at the stores entrance. 4- before I complete my shopping I will begin to sweat in my layers. 5 - after checkout, and knowing I am about to face the worlds largest blowdryer, I will hesitate and not put back on my hat, gloves, etc. Im a Illinois native. that stuff is for sissys! 6 - After battling to open my inevitably frozen shut car door and loading my purchases, I will begin to shiver...and weep..again. 7 - I will drive home in my now cold again car and wait for the pneumonia to set in (which will require another Walgreens trek to obtain Nyquil..or as we call it the good stuff)
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 23:41:10 +0000
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