I apologize in advance to my liver, my bank account and to all the people who have to put up with me over the weekend. Dont crack the shits if i dont reply back to ur texts or answer ur phone call coz chances are im not gonna know my own name or where i am let alone be able to read my phone and remember to txt or call you. Having your birthday fall on AFL grand final weekend is a recipe for disaster. For example last year the stripper thouht it would be a good idea to pour candle wax down my pants and then attempted to insert a dildo into my rectum :/ surely it cant get any worse than that right..... we will soon find out. Let the birthday weekend begin. PS if no one has seen or heard from me by mid next week put a picture of me on a milk carton and tell my parents i love them
Posted on: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 08:17:30 +0000
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