I have a story Before I start, you should all know I work as a glass collector at both Medicine Bar and Spensleys Emporium and you should already know I am in a happy, committed relationship. Tonight, I was working my usual shift at Spensleys, walking through the crowds and collecting glasses. I happened upon a gaggle of girls, who were all dancing and grinding with men, all but one, and the one that wasnt was a slightly larger girl and I imagine she probably felt a little bit left out. At this point I of course needed to move past the group of girls to get the the front of the dance floor where there was a good few glasses for me to collect, and crowds being crowds, you have to squeeze past people in close proximity, this is where the story gets somewhat terrifyingly interesting. The girl in particular I had the squeeze past was the girl who wasnt dancing with anybody. As I began to squeeze past this girl, I think something inside her brain snapped and she thought something like, This is my chance, I can be just like my friends! And without second thought, she took what she thought was her opportunity and began to what I can only describe as scratch her arse on my leg, which I believe was her attempt at what her friends were doing. At this point I began to attempt to back up with a considerable amount of gusto and make around a foot of room between me and this terrifying female, and she for some reason was shocked at this, almost as shocked as I was that she had the audacity to attempt to perform such acts without even seeing the person shes performing it on. It was at this point (for the first time), she turned her head and saw the look of disgust and shock on my face, she didnt take kindly to this and started to panic and become embarrassed, so embarrassed in fact that she swiftly looked down and proceeded to barge through the crowd like an enraged bull with a hot iron spike up its arse away from me and her friends. Im unsure as to why she was so embarrassed, I dont know whether it was because I looked so shocked and disturbed, or because she was disappointed and expected more from a terrified victim. This entire ordeal ladies and gentlemen, lasted all of 4 seconds. What did I learn from this? Always squeeze past drunk women with your back to them, or you could end up being violated.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 04:51:55 +0000
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