I need to write a book about my telephone conversations with anglers, todays classic: Steve: Hi mate you out fishing, thas ducks in the background Mr ?: Yeah Im practising for a feature im doing. Steve: Doing what Mr ?: Fishing shallow with meat at venue x Steve: But you have never won anything, nor won anything on that method have you? Mr ?: No, well, I won a midweeker last month Steve: On that method Mr ?: No Steve: So why do a feature and pretend you know what you are doing when in fact you have never won owt? Mr ?: Sponsors asked me Steve: You have won nowt, done nowt and your sponsored Mr ?: Yeah get tackle at trade bait at cost Steve: So why meat shallow Mr ?: Im using their dye Steve: Ive not got time in my life for this dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (phone down)
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 11:31:18 +0000
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