I remember this one day... So we were somewhere at a club!! I think we were in Melville!! This was one tough night!! So we are clubbing, highschool days!! I for got the club!! I remember it was around those days when I had a smoking hot girl!! And Im with her!! Prolly the hottest in the bus!! Ya Highschool days you know mos... Only the cheeseboys had cars!! We rent ama bus!! Ok we are there having fun and all... Shit moves sideways very quick in this story!! Shit moves sideways right here right now!! So my Asshole friend tells me that my other nigga got beat up, and he for sure knows who did the beating up!! He he he... Ok so he takes me to the guy that did the beating up!! I confront this nigga!! I want answers!! Emonna why orobile mpinchi yaka wena marete?? He sez, endoda, phumakimi angazi ukhuluma ngani!! Fast forward!! Ok so I tell this nigga shit till we get to his bus!! For now he is still taking my shit!! Playing it all cool!! We get to his bus!! Moer!! There are like 16 guys over there!! Moer I turn slowly!! The Asshole friend that told me that my nigga got beaten up by this guy is now gone!! He he he... Masendakhe!! Haai this is a long story!! Im tired now!! Fast forward!! So Im walking to the safety of myy niggas!! I dont wanna run its gonna trigger a chase!! He he he... This nigga has a bottle now!! I can see him in the corner of my eye!! This bottle is in the air!! I count the seconds till impact!! Moer slow motion I tell you!! It eventually lands right at the back of my ear!! Shit thing didnt break!! It would have been less painful if it did!! I will never forget the sound it made when it hit my head!! it went QWING!! Ok so I get to the safety of my niggas and now its crew against crew!! The Asshole nigga that put me in this shit in the first place is there and laughing!! My nigga that they supposedly beat up is there, he got his chick!! Is ok!! No one beat him up and he doesnt understand why Im in all of this shit!! Ok Fast forward!! Shit gets dealt with properly, we all understand!! We pass the sorries, and I think shit is ok now!! This is where shit goes sideways again!! My nigga from nowhere, was not involved in any of this... Was chilling in the bus the whole time, decides that he wants in on the action!! He he he... This is the bggest guy prolly at the club!! He is our giant!! Our last line of defence!! He he he... He comes in all pumped up!! All 10 of us cant stop him!! He pushes us aside so easily!! He he he... He approaches the skinniest guy in the fight!! This skinny guy has nothing to do with the fight and hes tryna explain this to our giant!! Our giant wants none of it!! Ai ok now the skinny guy is game!! He raises his fists and throws in two quick rights!! One lands on the ear, one lands on the eye!! He he he... So now my nigga is spinning around one hand on his eye!! The skinny nigga just defeated our last line of defence!! He runs off with his hand still on his eye and comes back to our bus 3 mins later!! He he he... His eye looked like a pillow!! Im have an injury myself buh I cant stop laughing!! He he he... The silence in the bus and the occasional giggles?? He he he... Moral of the story... Dont trust drunk friends and never ever ever ever trust a book by its skinny cover!! Two right hooks are better than none!!
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 13:52:27 +0000
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