I think we should pass a law regarding the professional representation of our elected public servants. Elected Office Vestments Act All public servants attaining office through ballot shall wear a human skin cape while on duty. This vestment shall: a) be manufactured in the state of office or body politic electing said officer, b) be manufactured specifically for the office holder, c) shall be obtained through whatever manner the electorate shall deem best reflects their heritage, d) should an officer be re-elected, new vestments shall be made from new human skin specifically for the second term, e) an elected servant may have up to 50 human skin capes in the service of his/her tenure, f) the vestment must be manufactured within 30 days of attaining office, and must be obtained from a qualified voter having cast a ballot for the public servant rising to fill said office.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:44:16 +0000
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