I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED .. So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED .. Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence . •---------------------------------------- Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and our new generation ... . . removes head phones to give respect! ------------------------- What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....? Answer- Both dont care for INDIANS...!!! -------------------------- Husband was throwing knives on wifes photo. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her hi, what r u doing? His honest reply, MISSING u! -------------------------- India is running on trial and error........ Error was congress and now trial will be BJP --------------------------- Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. --------------------------- SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...! Helper required.. Qualification:- Must have diabetes! ------------------------------------- ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini - Biwi Ki Sunte Hain, Samajhte Hain, Aur. 15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain... __________________________________ Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai. Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...! . __________________________________ __________________________________ Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai, indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua? Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 05:33:31 +0000
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