I wanna have a tall thin blonde severe black metal daughter named Nordstrom or a son like that named Obsidian, a quirky little twee / indie / always-wearing-sundresses daughter named Chrysanthemum, a super post-punk / 80s goth daughter named Dementia, a pale vampiric-looking night owl son named Eerie, a woodsy old-timey brawny outdoorsman son named Mountain or Birch or Coyote, a little ADHD punk rock scad named Arson, a precocious bookish reclusive daughter named Whisper, a tomboy country gal named Calamity, a mad scientist son named Delirium, a beautiful naturalist painter always eloquent in her in blouses named Heron, a hearty seafaring lad named Otter or Albatross, I could go on forever. Point is, there are way cooler names than the ones most people give their kids because theyre afraid to seem like hippies or other kidsll be little turds about it.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 16:03:51 +0000