I went on a blind date last night again. I had to drive of course, because, well she is blind. We had a nice candlelight dinner, but the waitress said he aint never seen a date wear sun glasses the whole time during one. She knocked over 4 glasses of wine on accident , and at 12.00 a glass, I whispered to the waiter to make the next glass a grape Koolaide cause I just cant afford them kind of dadgum mistakes. She got up to go powder her nose, which I cant understand, cause she cant see it no ways. On the way to the bathroom she tripped 2 waiters who spilled their trays of food, with her cane, then busted 3 peoples knee caps, poked holes in the floors air conditioner vents, and to beat it all when she got back to the table, she had 4 customers purses snagged on her cane to. It was a good thing, cause we found 48.00 in one, and that covered all that wine she spilled. She then wanted to go for a scenic drive of all things.... around town which was 75 miles away and she wanted me to tell her when we got near a historical site so she could savor in the thought. With gas at 4.00 a gallon I just drove her around her block close to her home and said .... oh honey heres another one every few minutes .....and she had a great time. I walked her up to her door .... And she kissed me goodnight. She missed my lips and hit my chin full of whiskers and said wow .....your mustache is so big I cant even feel your lips. She was pretty cool I must say . Id take her out again, but Ill order her Koolaide next time....Just in case she dont snag a purse with money in it.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 20:26:15 +0000
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