INT. BATHROOM -- MORNING Jill is putting in her contacts. Maggie jumps up onto the counter and nudges Jills elbow. JILL Hey. Not so much when Ive got my finger in my eye. MAGGIE Am HELPING. JILL How are you helping, exactly? MAGGIE I think you would look AWESOME with a PATCH. Like a PIRATE. JILL No thank you. Get off the counter. Maggie leaps off the counter. Jill, contacts in, starts to wash her face. Maggie jumps around for a bit. MAGGIE GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHHHHAAAAAAT? JILL ... what? MAGGIE I found a WHOLE NEW ROOM. JILL Thats actually the bathtub. MAGGIE It can be like my APARTMENT. I can put an M on the wall. JILL Like Mary Tyler Moore? MAGGIE Uh, no, like MAGGIE, duh. JILL Okay. MAGGIE Halp! JILL What now? MAGGIE I am STUCK. The walls of my new apartment are SUPER SLIPPY. JILL Why dont you just come out the way you went in? MAGGIE That is just CRAZY TALK. (She jumps out the way she jumped in.) Oh. Its OKAY NOW. No need to worry. I AM SAFE. JILL Well, thats a relief. MAGGIE I do not think we should use that room as an apartment for me. It is not SAFE for CATS. Also, it had wet spots. JILL Good call. Jill starts brushing her teeth. From inside the cabinet she hears... MAGGIE (O.S.) GUESS WHAT?!? I found a NEW ROOM!(beat).... Im stuck. JILL (sigh) THE END.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 00:39:47 +0000
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