Id like to welcome to The Smarmiest People on Fastbake the recently revived Smiling Jean Paul Sartre. It is well-known that the Somber Jean Paul Sartre has long-since dropped his pipe and shed his mortal coil. But Smiling Johnny is back with us having recently been cryogenically thawed in an industrial size microwave. Smiling Johnny isnt quite as with it as Frowning Johnny, but that may be because someone forgot to remove the aluminum foil from his person, before placing him in the microwave. However, I can assure my fellow media mavens that Smiling Johnny will soon be contributing to our erudite wall, with postings translated into American for ease of reading and delectation. Stay tunaed! A word of warning! For the first few months, please dont sneak up behind him, as the doctors havent yet been able to remove the Lugar still clenched in his right hand.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 15:06:26 +0000
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