If anyone asks what happened to my leg I will reply by saying" Well I was ridding my bike and a baby bare came out of the woods and tried to bite me (its mom had it declawed so it cant scratch anyone) so I kicked it in the face it passed out and rolled in a ditch its mom thought it was dead so she came out and started attacking me so I hit it in the face a couple of times and then got it in a choke hold then her husband came out of the woods (he was already mad about a blond girl sleeping in his bed, eating his porridge, and sitting in his chair) and got mad at me for having his wife in a choke hold so he starts trying to hurt me so I get him in a choke hold and started beating there faces together and then the mom bare dies so the dad bare gets really mad and summons a army of demon bares just before that I met the king of the squirrels so he comes and raises an army of demon squirrels to help me we start fighting after the fight I take the dad bare and push him off a cliff as he falls he scratches my leg" that is what happened to my leg:)
Posted on: Mon, 23 Sep 2013 22:11:18 +0000
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