Ill start off by saying that this song will offend some people. But, so what?! Its all satire anyway. I had this title of this song in my head for several years. Then, the opportunity presented itself today (9/18/14) so I decided to write it. I completed it in less what it takes to have a coffee break. I played the instruments in a way I dont normally perform them for an actual recording, plus I used a voice I dont usually use. Also, the solo in itself is a huge joke. This is song #578. CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE YOU WERE STANDING BY MY SIDE, BEING A BEAUTIFUL, BLUSHING BRIDE. BUT WHEN YOU WALKED ON OUT THAT DOOR, YOU BECAME A CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE. YOURE JUST DOING IT AGAIN, CAUSING TROUBLE, MAKING SIN. AND WHEN YOU LAID DOWN ON THAT FLOOR YOU BECAME A CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE. NOW I WISH YOUD NEVER MET ALL THOSE MEN YOU EVER SLEPT. BEING MARRIED MADE YOU MEANER AS YOU FONDLED ANOTHER WEINER. YOU FULFILLED A FANTASY ALL WITH HIM AND NOT WITH ME. AND THEN YOU WANTED IT SOME MORE. YOU BECAME A CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE. NOW LETS ROCK COUNTRY. (SOLO) NOW I WISH WE NEVER MET; ALL THOSE TIMES YOU MADE ME WET. BEING MARRIED MADE YOU MEANER AS YOU FONDLED ALL THOSE WEINERS. NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, PEACEFULLY COUNTING SHEEP. AND WHEN I START TO SNORE, YOU BECAME A CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE. AND WHEN YOU WANTED MORE YOU BECAME A CHEAP TWO-BIT WHORE. Written and performed by Wayde K. Brown & The Santairs Copyright 2014—All Rights Reserved Recorded at The CELL BLOCK Studio in Auburn, WA.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 03:15:39 +0000
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