Im the meanest man that ever had a brain,All I scatter is aches - TopicsExpress



          

Im the meanest man that ever had a brain,All I scatter is aches and pains.Im carbolic acid, and a poison face,And I stand flat-footed in favor of crime and disgrace.If I ever done a good deed -- Im sorry of it. Im mean in the East, mean in the West,Mean to the people that I like the best.I go around a-causin lot of accidents,And I push folks down, and I cause train wrecks.Im a big disaster -- just goin somewheres to happen.Im an organized famine -- studyin now I can be a little bit meaner.Im still a whole lot too good to suit myself -- just mean... I ride around on the subway trains,Laughin at the tight shoes dealin you pain.And I laugh when the car shakes from side to side,I laugh my loudest when other people cry.Cant help it -- I was born good, I guess,Just like you or anybody else ---But then I... just turned off mean.. I hate evrybody dont think like me,And Id rather see you dead than Id ever see you free.Rather see you starved to deathThan see you at work --And Im readin all the books I canTo learn how to hurt --Daily Misery -- spread diseases,Keep you without no vote,Keep you without no union. Well, I hurt when I see you gettin long so well,Id ten times rather see you in the fires of hell.I cant stand to fixed... see you there all fixed up in that house so nice,Id rather keep you in that rotten hole, with the bugs and the lice,And the roaches, and the termites,And the sand fleas, and the tater bugs,And the grub worms, and the stingarees,And the tarantulas, and the spiders, childs of the earth,The ticks and the blow-flies --These is all of my little angelsThat go round helpin me do the best parts of my meanness.And mosquiters... Well, I used to be a pretty fair organized feller,Till I turned a scab and then I turned off yeller,Fought evry union with teeth and toenail,And I sprouted a six-inch stinger right in the middle of the tail,And I growed horns...And then I cut em off, I wanted to fool you.I hated union everwhere,Cause God likes unionsAnd I hate God! Well, if I can get the fat to hatin the leanThatd tickle me more than anything Ive seen,Then get the colors to fightin one another,And friend against friend, and brother... and sister against brother,Thatll be just it.Everybodys brains a-boilin in turpentine,And their teeth fallin out all up and down the streets,Thatll just suit me fine.Cause I hate everthing thats union,And I hate everthing thats organized,And I hate everthing thats planned,And I love to hate and I hate to love!Im mean, Im just mean...
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:45:31 +0000

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