In one of those special crazy moments that i have every random minute...I had an epiphany !......the question " WHat would i do....if i was god..? " dawned on me like a bad deja vuuu.... so i humored it.....i imagined it......So in my mind......im loooking into the dark.......the view would be....imagine u had your eyes right in front of a tv....that would be a good analogy..... so....im god.....and in front of me i seee billions and gazillian planets with life.....and all of them look like small bulbs.....gently light and inter connected to each other..... so far so goood... so i create all life in those planets....everything good....perfect...white....no evil.... and then billions of years go .....And im staring alone into the screen of billions of planets with life not really knowing that someone like me is out there....trying to find out what am i doing ...staring at unchanging stagnant redundant life like an idiot...for triillions of years.....then.....boredom sets in....and then after a while..a couple of more triillion years..You start getting crazy.......and then you get self conscious that your alone ....and you start doing something crazy.... Like create a distraction to keep you sane....I mean...cumon...to distract yourself.... you are god afteralll !.......So you see these planets with life of all sorts interconnected.....and what you do.....like the shrewd person you are.... "CREATE DRAMA" .....counter good with bad.....so you can avoid the thought of you but focus on the drama of others.....the basis of everything today...... So there i sat....GOd... in front of those billions of planets with billions of lives facing the twists and turns of life....filled with sorrow and joy...doing the eternal battle of amusement for me.....to struggle between goood and evil.... FRIGGing like watching a new awesome stars wars movie everyday Forever !!!......your very own reality show to forget you are crazy..... and so.....in all my awesomeness i have defeated boredom.... and then i zoom out ....now that i have found out the answer to my random question....it frightengly dawned on me...Now that i am back in the " one of the gazillions lives in the universe" status.....that god is one person with a messed up head......and i thought all of this while taking a leak... TRUE STORY !!! :D
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 08:29:55 +0000
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