Irish Golfer An 80-year-old Irish goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, how do you stay in such great physical condition? Im Irish and I am a golfer, says the old guy, and thats why Im in such good shape. Im up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a mug of Guinness, and all is well. Well says the doctor, Im sure that helps, but theres got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died? Who said my Fathers dead? The doctor is amazed. You mean youre 80 years old and your Fathers still alive. How old is he? Hes 100 years old, says the Old Irish golfer. In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little Guinness and thats why hes still alive. Hes Irish and hes a golfer, too. Well, the doctor says, thats great, but Im sure theres more to it than that. How about your Fathers Father? How old was he when he died? Who said my Grandfather is dead? Stunned, the doctor asks, you mean youre 80 years old and your grandfather is still living! Incredible, how old is he? Hes 118 years old, says the Old Irish golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too? No, Gramps couldnt go this morning because hes getting married today. At this point the doctor is close to losing it. Getting married!! Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married? Who said he wanted to?
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 23:42:17 +0000
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