It has come to my attention, that I have received not one response from my face book friends, relative to my seventy fourth birthday photographs. Please excuse me, but I am starting to get a headache. Let me out! No, Brother Charles, you have to stay suppressed. The last time that you came out, you had just finished twelve months on the County Farm. Let me out! No! I am engaged in an argument with one of my other personalities. Brother Charles has to be the worse one. This personality is a cross between a Southern Baptist Hell fire and brimstone preacher, when he is not in jail and a down home con man. At this point, I Charles H. Sturkey Senior, who is the “alpha personality” has no control of this individual, the previous sentence, please accept as a “disclaimer” as well as my heart felt apology. Caaan you say, “we will outdo cowboy suit and trucks”. Last year he did “Po Georgia Farm boy and huntin gator in the Wiley Canyon Creek”. We now have two Elvises (hard act to follow) for the seventy -fourth. In the back row, somebody pleassse, take that banjo from the apparition in the grey coveralls and cowboy boots. We have to get serious here people. I do not care if we all exist in the same head; we have to out do the other personalities. Do I hear a vote for “Charles The First, Protector Of The Holy Grail”? No, cried “Slim” the street musician. Sir Percival did not have a five-string guitar. El Lobo Negro piped up “he never rode with Villa, like I did”. Isaiah Sturkey said (it is rough when as a black man you discover that ninety nine of the people with your surname served as Confederates during the Civil War) “wear your 1851 Navy Colt and make the family proud”. I replied, I did that for my seventy and two. “El Vaquero”, yelled Carlos from the balcony. “Some one put that pseudo Cuban out of his misery”. As the multiple personalities engage in a raging battle, within my head, I arrived at an interesting conclusion “I need help”. Face book friends; please come up with a suggestion. I need your help por favor!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Jul 2013 02:22:21 +0000
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