It ïZ unbelievably AmÂzing how SOoooo much TONNAGE can literally L€AP off the Launch·Pad seemingly unconstrained by the gravitational forces of ÖüR Planet and the resistance of ÖüR atmosphere, punching a hole in the sky, and surpassing MACH·Speed·levels (AS·ÏF they were telephone poles along the Autobahn being passed by a Ferrari @ TOP sp€€d!), and entering into the vast void of spÅce within a few short minutes, where €arths problems fall behind you and weightlessness prevails with nØthÏng to impede your speed as you effortlessly steak towards your destination! Quietly! . . . Turn on the radio.... ahhh David Bowie..... “Im a Rocketman! BurninoUt his fuse, uuuuuuuuP here . . .hopefully nØt ALONE!“ ( Ill definitely have aLOT of passengers on ThiS next flight!) Weve come a LŐng wÅy, B€bé! Hmmmmmmm wheres my shiny plaid flightsuit, ahhh yes!, . . and my mousse, (check), a sixer . . eer three, (check), a can of macadamia nuts, (check), sometimes ya feel LÏkë a Nut, nsometimes ya dØnt! [dialing telephone] [ringing] HeLLoOOO0OOOooo! Its tÏme to deliver that SPECIAL payload! Yeah, ThÄts the Őne! Strap€mdown tight in the cargo·bay and make sure they are ALL present and accounted for! [Roger that] Ill see you @ the Pad! [End tone] Më n ďĆr€w (mPosse) are about to embark on the mÖst IMPORTANT MISSION since the beginning of mankind! When we return, ÖüR planet €arth should b€ a tranquil, serene, SAFE planet for ALL·LïVïng·ThÏngs! A PEACEful place to NjoY, LïVe and thrive! Humanity will move forward, as ONErace, ONEpeople, ONE·for·ALL, and ALL·for·ONE! NØ mÖre WARs or fighting! (OR we WILL schedule a Follow·uP·TrÎpp!) Čo·ĥabitating and caring for one·another, and working toGETHER to improve our LïVes as a WHÖLE, and clean·uP the mess and destruction bestowed upon US, Mother·Nature, and Father·€arth! Our PAYLOAD, consists of: “PuppetMasters“~ ($adỊŠtic, glØballisticBANGKSTERS, Narcissistic, d€m³nted, powermongering, monopolistic, Gr€€dy·moneygrubbing·Non~caring·Őverlyw€ã£ţĥŷ·ElÏtus·ControlFr€ak·PointnPushystringþullers);þ “Dictators“ “Ťyrants“ “Corrupt·Politicians“ “WAR·mongers“ And YES, “The·Puppet“þr€žįdent·€vį£BaŘOKeU$A·HusNseinÖhh·Bummer (aka:Stick·MannhisBrawny·Ťrănņ¥)! Yup! Quite a LoadºCRAP! Ill admit! And were probably gonna·Hafta have a few HEAVIES sit on the Cargo·Bay dÕõrs taGIT€m latched, since we cant TOW a trÃÏler! DUH! @ LEAST we wønt have to make 2 trips! Hooooooooo·RaaaaaaaaaaahH!! Ït seems ALL of the passengers “Conv€niently“ chose the same·vacation·destination!, whichll b€ THE TrÎppoftheirLÏfëtÏme! [The PLAN: once we are őN¢ourse for ;Ðėėþ·spÂce·ņÎņe The Cargo·Bay dÕõrs will be opened, The explosive bolts will be set·off, Releasing our passenger PAYLOADºCRAP @which point the downward thrusters will safely push our Shuttle below their flight·line and nØt deviate their course nØr decrease their chances of completing their TASK @ hand! Ïn Search of Mr.Ŝþőçķ! Well bid them ALL farewell, bôn·vöÿãge, GÕÔďb¥€ngÕÔdRidence! THEN, . . pop a few br€wskï tops, and TOAST to their Adventure! Wheres my nuts!?! Ökaaaaaaaaay! So ţħÎş boy häs a ;Ðream! LöL Give ÏT uuuuuuuuP! Whats yÖür dream?! Launch: Maximum Thrust [Crew Audio] with English …: youtu.be/DXXrAiXUeXE
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 09:16:38 +0000
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