Its Saturday morning and Johns just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. Hello? says a little girls voice. Hi, honey, its Daddy, says John. Is Mommy near the phone? No, Daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred. After a brief pause, John says, But you havent got an Uncle Fred, honey! Yes, I do, and hes upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy! Okay, then. Heres what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my cars just pulled up outside the house. Okay, Daddy! A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. Well, I did what you said, Daddy. And what happened? Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now shes all dead. Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred? He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now hes dead too. There is a long pause. Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 01:39:24 +0000
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