JEREMY VANNIE ELSIES : AN AFRICAN IN BERLIN! I had a very disillusioning visit to one of the sites where Elton John shot his music video Nikita. A frauheer in drag explained to our group that the Nikita he was singing about was actually a man. With shattered innocence I meandered through a park where I was accosted by two sunbathing women wearing only smiles who asked me where I was from. I answered that I was a visiting Bendictan monk from the ascetic Order of Brasse vannie Elsies River and moved on. Not once was I tempted to glance back, on account of my kneck operation a year ago which limits 180 degree head turns. I then visited a tall phallic building at 1 Potsdamer Platz which, I was told, had the fastest lift in Europe, and stood at the Panoramapunkt lookout site. There I secretly sneered at the myth that phallic size and fast lift do not necessarilly go together, except in the exaggerated fantasies of men in midlife crises.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 15:41:42 +0000
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