JUST LAUGH ALOUD.......... A FEW SAMPLES ARE... Humorous leave applications.... “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife . Please sanction me one-week leave”. Since Ive to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday. “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.” My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave. As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today Funny Letters to Government Agencies... I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead. Please find for certain if my husband is dead, as the man I am living with can’t do a thing until he knows. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children, one of which was a mistake as you can see. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope. I want my money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with a doctor for 2 weeks and he hasn’t done me any good. If things don’t improve I will have to send for another doctor. Amusing letters to landlords...... I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy Will you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny color and not fit to drink. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
Posted on: Sun, 11 May 2014 08:06:08 +0000
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