Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1.. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, you may be a Muslim. 2.. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes, you may be a Muslim. 3.. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim. 4.. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, you may be a Muslim. 5.. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6.. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim. 7.. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim. 8.. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim. 9.. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, you may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this offensive and dont forward it, you may be a Muslim
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 23:52:44 +0000