Job Descriptions in the Real World: - A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand. - A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist to tell you the time. - A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today. - A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. - An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. - A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isnt there. - A topologist is a man who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut. - A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief. - A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. - A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep. - A school teacher is a disillusioned person who used to think they liked children. - A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in a way that makes you look forward to the trip.
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 17:52:02 +0000
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