Joke of the Hour A Realtor in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called The Knob, where a small knob is placed on the top of a womans head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted The Knob. Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: All these years, everything has been working just fine. Ive had to turn the knob many times and Ive always loved the results. But now Ive developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob wont get rid of them. The doctor looked at her closely and said, Those arent bags, those are your breasts. She said, Well, I guess theres no point in asking about the goatee.....
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 09:03:35 +0000
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