Joke time If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? ......... SANTA : Ofcourse, The tiger.. very few are left..!!!! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!! Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..?? Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Who is the leader of Ducks ??? Santa: Frog Why? Because Frog is Mainduck! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ??? Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.:) ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. . ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Santa: Ye bata ki duniya๐ me kitne desh hai? Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhiโฆ. Na koi scene dikhi, Na koi aawaz suni. Friend: film ka naam kya tha? Santa: No Disc Inserted ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha Banta-kya kar rahe ho? Santa-lassi bana raha hu! Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai, ab itni lassi kon piyega be? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao?? Pappu : Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 18:21:21 +0000
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