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Just because I havent updated everyone on me: Lets see, well... Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby, so now theres another Kardashian to not keep up with. Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in, and a teacher in Californias out for letting her students get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit-and-run, Chris Brown got a hit-and-run, Rihanna got hit and still didnt run. Oprah gave Lindsay $2 million, cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier, and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh, and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks, and everybody hates everything with the exception of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 04:53:27 +0000

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