Just saw a sign that read, Marlboro $45.49. First of all why in the hell would anybody smoke? But mostly dont you realize instead of a carton of cigarettes you could buy two boxes of Hevi Metal? The carton of cigarettes will take a year off your life but the two boxes of Hevi Metal will add a lifetime of incredible memories. The carton of cigarettes will fill your lungs full of smoke and give you cancer. the two boxes of Hevi Metal while out waterfowling will feel your lungs with crystal clear fresh air. The carton of cigarettes will make your mouth taste like a dirty nasty ashtray. The two boxes of Hevi Metal will make your mouth water with bacon wrapped duck so succulent youll never want to eat anything else. so snap out of it meatslap!!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 21:02:51 +0000
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