Keith Carter: Should I send this comic to Coventry? I did my Iron Man bit – you know which bit, Keith – when I’m Iron Man trying to have a poo on the train – well, it went down a storm, they couldn’t stop laughing, Keith! And then someone shouts out about that bit I did before about the gorilla with the duck’s leg – you know that bit, Keith – and some woman is near wetting herself laughing at the recycling bit – you know that bit, Keith… No, Marty. I don’t know any of these bits you’re talking about. And why? Because you’re one of the worst comics I have ever seen. You murder comedy. Comics leave the dressing room so they don’t get infected with your unfunny germ. You walked past Ken Dodd’s statue in Lime Street and it wept. You’ve been going for 10 years and you still haven’t got any better. I saw a man once try to insert his head into his pint glass and try and drown himself while you were on stage… Of course I never say these things to Marty. Nobody does. For some warped reason we all delight in watching the comedy car-crash that is Marty’s act. It is [...] liverpoolinnews/keith-carter-should-i-send-this-comic-to-coventry/
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 12:00:48 +0000
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