LAFF IT OFF!!!! - A Naija Boy that Can kiss u For more than 10mins Without reaching for ur bra or to unzip ur skirt... Husband material!!! 100%. - Nigerians can Boast of anything ehnn!! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush hes been using since 2003! Ki lo de!!! - Ladies be looking like rainbows nowadays. Red weave, Orange nails, Yellow teeth, Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips.. - Why count your money in front of d ATM? Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that says incomplete..? - My children, if NYSC post you to a volatile state, reject it o. Even the bible says Fear North. - For the 1st time in my life I saw people get on a bus one by one in Oshodi, No pushing or touching. Ebola has given Nigerians manners. - A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki. The two owners came out, inspected the damage, exchanged business cards and left. #Swag - CONFUSION is when you go steal meat From the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. - It is only Nigeria Police that will stop your car and do the work of VIO, LASTMA and Road Safety together. - Why is it when u transport something by car, its called a shipment? But when U̶̲̥̅̊ transport something by ship, its called cargo? - The height of wickedness is telling a fat lady, God Go Make U Bigger ☹ - If after snapping with # SamsungGalaxyKZ oom u still look ugly just forget it bcos ur ugliness is peak milk ~ ITS IN YOU - Very soon ehn MTN will be like Dear customer, are u hungry?, text HGY to 33104 for tips on what to eat. - You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . what were. you expecting her to say? wisdom and understanding?? - SINCE1990 theyve been telling us about leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of yesterday in power - Its only inside Bollywood you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps and join you - GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics . !! They get WET without bathing, They BLEED without injury... They give MILK without eating grass. - N5000 to paint nails?? How much them dey take paint room and parlour?...
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 10:56:46 +0000
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