LIFE CHANGING. Hahahaha. Left work earlier than normal. Massive migraine and nausea. Stopped at a store on the way home for an emergency bathroom stop. Leaving the store I pick up something to buy. Here is the oh no you didnt moment. The cashier asks if I have a discount card. I say no and she says no problem we will get you one. She flirts with me and I smile. She said she is 70 and feels young. THEN she asks. No lie. You are a senior right? I said what do you consider a senior. She said 62. REALLY?????? I said I know I have white hair and a salt n pepper beard but I am only 43. I thought she was going to die of embarrassment. I must have really looked like sh@t. I know Im not feeling well but...... Without missing a beat she says 43 and 70 hmm. . Barking up the wrong tree lady. However she did look very classy. Lesson learned today. Time to reinvent myself.
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 21:28:40 +0000
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